Ted T.'s profile

Joined 23rd Nov 2008 (2 months ago)

About Ted T.

I am a keen beer drinker but don't go for much of the fancy stuff. All that European beer tastes kind of fruity, and American beers are like flowing urine. Anything Tooheys can do, Carlton can do better, i.e. Coldies are better than New, Dry is better than Ekkies and Black is better than Old. Still, Old is pretty awesome. I heard that stout beer was invented by monks in the middle ages so they wouldn't have to eat throughout winter. I reckon that's a good reason, and may try to prove the theory one day.

Ted T.'s reviews

Carlton Cold (24 stubbies)   2 months ago

I swear by this beer and have converted many (i.e. about 5 or 6) fellow drinkers to it.

It is my lager of choice for taste and value for money - you can always find it somewhere for $30/slab or so an...

Carlton Black Dark Ale (24 stubbies)   2 months ago

This is the king of beers. It has a deep, thick flavour with a good aftertaste that you can spend all night on.

I can only guess that they stopped distributing it widely on tap because a bunch of clo...