Boozle

Tooheys Extra Dry (TEDS) (24 stubbies)   3 months ago

I'd drink it if there was nothing else. It does go down easily but is that's a sign of a good beverage, you'd have to rate Bacardi Breezers as quality.

Carlton Cold (24 stubbies)   3 months ago

Carbonated water with a weak beer flavouring. Forget it.

Victoria Bitter (VB) (24 stubbies)   3 months ago

Cat's piss. Appeals to yobs because of advertising campaigns and sports sponsorship. The reviewers here are testament to that.

Why would you possibly buy it when you can get much better quality brews...

Carlton Draught (24 stubbies)   3 months ago

The third worst beer in the world, after VB and Fosters (you work out the order). Metallic taste. Guaranteed hangover. Perfect for undiscerning yobs (see reviews below).

Pure Blonde (24 stubbies)   3 months ago

TEDs for chicks. No flavour at all. Totally overrated.

Crown Lager (24 stubbies)   3 months ago

VB with a gold label. I feel nauseous...

Madpantz, I can only assume you yourself are taking the puss!

All three beers you have named are equally shite. Corona is Mexico's equivalent of VB didn't yo...

Coopers Pale Ale (Green) (24 stubbies)   3 months ago

Best Australian beer ever across all categories - taste, refreshment, availability and price. Best of all, you can drink it all night and wake up fresh as a daisy. Unbeatable.

Bob - I hear you. The S...